Monday - 2/28/11

all day at church she would not shut the fuck about you - she said she's gonna come see me every day this week - god. she must really like you - uh yeah! she wouldn't give it up this weekend though. weird - want a mooncake? - why are you gonna moon me? - shut up. it's got chocolate, graham and marshmallow - sure. thanks - want a poptart? - where did you get all this fucking food? - it's all the food we have left in the house. literally - why don't you have food? - we can't afford it - then why are you giving me your dinner? aaahahahahaha - you're a jerk - aagh! i bit my lip so hard a chunk came off and i think i swallowed it - why'd you ask chelsea for my number? - i didn't - yeah, you did - i'm suffering from short term memory loss. gimme a second - it must not have been important - oh yeah! i was gonna ask if you wanted to go on a double date. we could play truth or dare and have a picnic or something - foursome! alright!

Friday - 2/25/11

pull the trigger now you gotta reload - ah hahaha! I don't know how to play this shit - I'm an epic warrior - did you know the new iphone 3g is only going to be $49 - $49? - yeah - for an iphone? - that's what the commercial said - this thing cost $376.97. no way an iphone will be $49 - the commercial said it, not me - did you send me that horoscope this morning? - yeah - it scared the fuck out of me. i thought some solicitor had gotten into my phone - i like reading everyone's horoscope - that horoscope sucked. i am not going to learn anything worthy today - i always wanted to be a pisces - i would hate to be a cancer. what a bad name for a sign - i love the stars - i love the moon - by the way, she changed her name to charmander chase - what the fuck does that even mean? – I dunno. it woulda made more sense if it was chase charmander

Thursday 2/24/11

you see what david is wearing? that is one ugly jacket - poor animals had to die for that? It doesn't even look good - hi david - hey. tomorrow's a minimum day, right? - yes - what are you gonna do? - hang out with larissa and ash - lee? You mean ashleee? ashley bailey? - yeah, ok. ashleeee. larissa is the one that i turned bi. she's totally in love with me now - ok sure. i'm thinking about getting a ds and buying the pokemon game - you are such a friggin nerd - so? i sleep with a harry potter blanket too. so what? - i can't believe i actually dated you. don't touch my nuggets - your nuggets are very touchable though - stop it. i have a boyfriend - i know. he looks like a chick. a ha! maybe that's why you like him… you fucking lesbo - i'm not a fucking lesbo! i'm a fucking bisexual. get it right! - when do you wanna die by? – forty two - aaah! i was thinking forty four

Wednesday - 2/23/11

i'm so nauseous - are you gonna puke? what is that? - fruit punch - bullshit. what is it? - i told you! it's fruit fucking punch - can i taste it then? - no - i know there's something in there. just let me taste it - look. i don't want your fucking herpe lips on my drink. it's fruit punch. that's it - i have gum anyways. it would probably taste like shit - i'm really nauseous - uh oh. you're seriously eating that? you found it in the street - it's still in the wrapper - no wonder your nauseous. i'm getting nauseous now too - she's sick cause she's dumb - i told you already lesbians can't get pregnant - oh! but i thought you're bi? you know you get dick too - like i always say... i love tacos but hot dogs are good sometimes too

Friday - 2/18/11

i love this game. it’s badass - oh my god tyler is so fucking stupid – why? – chelsea put on her page awesome day then tyler put why? cause you were sucking mouth? – so what? – her parents aren’t supposed to know. doi! – wait. i thought you said her parents like you – they do. but they don’t know we’re going out – goddamned jellyfish. they kill me every time – but you said you take her on dates and shit – ok fucking sherlock! but they don’t need to know the details of our sex life is all i’m saying

Thursday 2/17/11

here we go with the threats again. i am not going to cheat on her - i will rip off your nuts and punch you in the face if you break her heart - who wants to go to corona? - this weekend? - yeah - i don't. i've got better shit to do - i'm gonna kick some poor bastard's ass - who? - james - why does everyone think he's such an asshole? - if he's an ex he's an asshole - he called her fat during sex - he probably meant p-h phat - no he didn't. i'm gonna smack him in the face with our used condom - yeah? let me know how that goes. have you seen james? - i saw a picture of him - he is gonna kick your little emo ass - aaah shit. i forgot my skittles

Tuesday 2/15/11

so you're bi? - no. i could never make out with a guy... sober - waaaait - it was one time and i was wasted - who was it? - my brother - oh my god - not my biological brother. my bro! you know? my homie - fuck you! it was taylor's boyfriend!!! - i can't believe this shit. first you're talking in a stupid accent and now you're making out with guys? - you know it turns you on - no it makes me gag. no wonder taylor hates you - i was wasted! i had to go to hospital that night! they said they couldn't believe i wasn't dead with all the alcohol i drank - i've always thought you were bi - you really think my irish accent is stupid?

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