all day at church she would not shut the fuck about you - she said she's gonna come see me every day this week - god. she must really like you - uh yeah! she wouldn't give it up this weekend though. weird - want a mooncake? - why are you gonna moon me? - shut up. it's got chocolate, graham and marshmallow - sure. thanks - want a poptart? - where did you get all this fucking food? - it's all the food we have left in the house. literally - why don't you have food? - we can't afford it - then why are you giving me your dinner? aaahahahahaha - you're a jerk - aagh! i bit my lip so hard a chunk came off and i think i swallowed it - why'd you ask chelsea for my number? - i didn't - yeah, you did - i'm suffering from short term memory loss. gimme a second - it must not have been important - oh yeah! i was gonna ask if you wanted to go on a double date. we could play truth or dare and have a picnic or something - foursome! alright!
moon pies, pop tarts, lip chunks being swallowed, truth or dare, and foursome's ahahahaha I love it!
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