Monday - 3/21/11

she picked it up and dropped it, picked it up and dropped it and was like it’s a sack of skin? she wouldn't eat it, so I ate two - so you don't want some of my ham and cheese? - what's wrong? - ugh. well... why don't you ask me how my weekend was? - how was your weekend? - are you ok? - yeah. you know how i got caught over at her house? – yeah – i was grounded. my grandma is a nazi in disguise. i couldn’t do anything. i couldn’t even walk outside for god’s sake – need a hug? – i think so – my grandma sucks too. you know how you said your grandma looks like a monkey? well that’s nothing. my grandma looks like jabba the hut – like all wrinkled and saggy? – totally! has your grandma ever tried to stab you? – uh… well… she has threatened me with a knife but she never actually tried to stab me – see? my grandma is such a bitch – i don’t even have a grandma – you’re lucky! – my friend thinks i have scoliosis – i know i do – sometimes i can’t sleep cause my back hurts so bad – you know what works good? advil geltabs – oh! my grandma takes those like candy – that could kill her – good – truth or dare? – save that for church please!

Thursday - 3/17/11

i don't think he did it right. it looked like a big bushy thing on the side of my head - you would look cute with dreads - i know, huh? - isn't it st. patrick's day? - so? - you didn't wear green - if anyone tries to pinch me, i'll fuckin break their nose - shit. i'm glad you told me. that woulda sucked - watch the bus is gonna get packed today - what are you? fucking psychic or something? - yeah, maybe - stupid! it's already full and we're not even half way there - who are all these people? ever wonder where everyone's going? - no - i do. i wonder if they're going to work or to visit their boyfriend - who gives a shit? - god. i didn't say i give a shit... i just wonder - you're such a moron. if you wonder so much you should just ask - i don't wanna talk to strangers - hey man, where did you come from? - la habra - that's a long ride - it's two buses - you gotta do what you gotta do - i had to get new shoes. i don't mind walking so much if i got new shoes - i like your attitude.

Monday - 3/14/11

so he spent the night this weekend and we woke up together on saturday. i was like we're going to do something - i thought you didn't like dogs licking your face? - where's your girlfriend at? - i don't know. she's not my shadow - oh so you're not one of those guys that has his chick on gps? - no. me and jaime had a really good weekend - what happened? - we were like totally getting it on and stuff. her parents were there all weekend though - and they don't care? - we just acted like we weren't doing anything. like when they would walk in we'd just stop and act like we we're watching tv - yeah. i do that too. but my grandma is like boyfriend repellant. she bends down without bending her knees and just shows the whole world her asshole and everything! my brother was in the kitchen and he heard the whipped cream and turned around like ooh! whipped cream!!! and then he was like ugh! grandma!!!

Friday - 3/11/11

i thought we were supposed to wear red today - i'm really mad at jake right now. i heard he's telling all his friends he fucked me - he didn't? - no - wait, wait, he fucked you with what? - like with his dick! duh? - he's afraid of me. i'll fuck him up for you - it would be nice if he had a new girlfriend - who would wanna fuck him now? - nobody - isn't that funny? how you look at your ex's and think sick! why the hell would i want to fuck that guy? - yeah. it's pretty nasty - i'm donating blood today - me too! hence the outfit - at first i didn't want to do it but then i heard about china and was like i guess i should - so, did you hear that jake is telling people he fucked me? - didn't he? - what is wrong with you asshole? - do you really think i'd go that low? - shit. you were going out with him. why wouldn't you have sex? it just makes more sense if you did than if you didn't - hell no! he's like bi-confused-sexual but he's in the closet - i didn't know he was bi. why am i always the last to know? - once we broke up my mom's all tripping out and wants me to get tested for hiv and stuff - you should even if you're just kissing. i get tested every six months - you never know when your boyfriend is cheating on you with some fucking skank - if you wanna donate blood too, you have to sign up as soon as we get to school - my mom wouldn't even let me go to the beach cause of china - you know how a lot of stuff is made in china? i bet stuff is going to stop being made for a while - i know. that's gonna suck. almost everything i have is from china or taiwan - it'll go back to normal soon. china is the manufacturing capitol of the world.

Tuesday - 3/8/11

he said that he didn't like it when i came to his office in work clothes, so i would change into a dress before i went – that’s what the lawyer said? yeah? that's kinda weird - well, then we started going out - fuck! isn't that like breaking lawyer code or something? -  we were dating for a few months - and he was married? -i didn't know! i swear! i spent the night at his house and everything but i still never knew - where was his wife? - i never got a chance to ask him about that – what a dog! so come on! what happened? - i guess his niece found out about me and they got in a fight so she told his wife – shit! fuckin busted. did you ever see her? - yeah, she kept showing up at fullerton and i had to call campus security to escort me almost every day - what did she look like? - she was one of those old fashioned cholas. she was fucking scary looking - you must have shit your pants!!! ahahahahahahaa little white girl!!! - i still talk to him and he said for me to watch out cause she's gonna have her homies fuck me up - and your court shit? - i had to testify in court. i was so scared i was shaking and i threw up - i used to see you at the office and i could tell you were a whore even before we started talking  - you're so mean - this shit would only happen to your dumb ass

Friday - 3/4/11

i don't wanna tell you - what? are you pregnant again? - ugh! why would you even say that? - if that's not it then it's something bottled - bottled what? - i just mean you always bottle stuff up - look! that's where toby lives - did he say he lost your clitoris? - huh? i don't wear glitter - seriously? you need to go back to health class - and she raaan, she ran so far awaaaaay. hi mrs. grouchy girl. why are you sitting so far away? - i don't need to sit on your fucking lap - oh yeah. i love girls playing hard to get - leave me alone. you're dumb - see that mcdonalds right there? - of course - i was flirting with some hot chick in the parking lot and dropped my ipod. my mom ran it over and it still fucking works!!! - how funny! when you dropped your phone at church it broke into a million pieces - see? church is evil!!! - stop scratching that!!! that's why it looks all fucking gross - it's not my fault i got bit by a spider - yes it is. you fucking goths are always getting bit by spiders - i hate when you talk with that stupid accent - why mate? me blokes rather like it

Thursday - 3/3/11

he shouldn't feel so down just cause chase wasn't there for one day - that's not all it was. I can't really explain it - I know what happened, but - no you don't unless you heard it from him. he doesn't just cry for no reason. he's not a fag like that - then what the hell happened? - basically, he thought she was dead. that's why he was crying - what ? who are you talking about? - chase and david. they are doing something that i am trying to stay away from and i've tried to tell them how dangerous it is. it's like an obsession. things are getting really hard right now and i'm on the brink of doing it again - like suicide? is that what it is? everyone's committing suicide? - not exactly. i still have the scars to show from when i was really depressed. he seriously thought she was dead so you shouldn't talk shit that he was crying - daaaang. i guess that would kinda suck - i don't know what she is so depressed about though. her life is easy. my life is really hard and it just keeps getting worse - so david does it too? - yeah. if you ever see him without his gloves on, you can see all the scars