Monday - 3/21/11

she picked it up and dropped it, picked it up and dropped it and was like it’s a sack of skin? she wouldn't eat it, so I ate two - so you don't want some of my ham and cheese? - what's wrong? - ugh. well... why don't you ask me how my weekend was? - how was your weekend? - are you ok? - yeah. you know how i got caught over at her house? – yeah – i was grounded. my grandma is a nazi in disguise. i couldn’t do anything. i couldn’t even walk outside for god’s sake – need a hug? – i think so – my grandma sucks too. you know how you said your grandma looks like a monkey? well that’s nothing. my grandma looks like jabba the hut – like all wrinkled and saggy? – totally! has your grandma ever tried to stab you? – uh… well… she has threatened me with a knife but she never actually tried to stab me – see? my grandma is such a bitch – i don’t even have a grandma – you’re lucky! – my friend thinks i have scoliosis – i know i do – sometimes i can’t sleep cause my back hurts so bad – you know what works good? advil geltabs – oh! my grandma takes those like candy – that could kill her – good – truth or dare? – save that for church please!