Monday - 3/14/11

so he spent the night this weekend and we woke up together on saturday. i was like we're going to do something - i thought you didn't like dogs licking your face? - where's your girlfriend at? - i don't know. she's not my shadow - oh so you're not one of those guys that has his chick on gps? - no. me and jaime had a really good weekend - what happened? - we were like totally getting it on and stuff. her parents were there all weekend though - and they don't care? - we just acted like we weren't doing anything. like when they would walk in we'd just stop and act like we we're watching tv - yeah. i do that too. but my grandma is like boyfriend repellant. she bends down without bending her knees and just shows the whole world her asshole and everything! my brother was in the kitchen and he heard the whipped cream and turned around like ooh! whipped cream!!! and then he was like ugh! grandma!!!