i don't wanna tell you - what? are you pregnant again? - ugh! why would you even say that? - if that's not it then it's something bottled - bottled what? - i just mean you always bottle stuff up - look! that's where toby lives - did he say he lost your clitoris? - huh? i don't wear glitter - seriously? you need to go back to health class - and she raaan, she ran so far awaaaaay. hi mrs. grouchy girl. why are you sitting so far away? - i don't need to sit on your fucking lap - oh yeah. i love girls playing hard to get - leave me alone. you're dumb - see that mcdonalds right there? - of course - i was flirting with some hot chick in the parking lot and dropped my ipod. my mom ran it over and it still fucking works!!! - how funny! when you dropped your phone at church it broke into a million pieces - see? church is evil!!! - stop scratching that!!! that's why it looks all fucking gross - it's not my fault i got bit by a spider - yes it is. you fucking goths are always getting bit by spiders - i hate when you talk with that stupid accent - why mate? me blokes rather like it
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